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Question #2Why don't witches wear underwear?Answer #2To get a better grip on the broom.This one is compliments of mikeGus was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. That same day Gus went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home toBecky. At home, he found Becky was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position.Gus, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day,Gus went back to the doctor.The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID. Diana looked at me and softly said, “That's what we do. We're swingers.” I kind of mumbled something feeble back to her like, “Oh, okay.”Now that everything was out in the open, Ken really went for it and started asking me all kinds of questions about my sex life like what are my favorite positions to get fucked in and how old was i when i started to grow pussy hair and stuff like that. Diana told him to stop. But, instead, Ken pulled his penis out of his pants and started jacking off while he kept saying more dirty things to me. And even though Diana kept telling Ken to stop, i started to suspect that she was part of a “good cop, bad cop” routine.This went on for much too long and now Bruno and Paige were fucking each other right behind us. Ken was just about to shoot his cum load on the floor mat when Diana yelled at him to pull up his penis and cum on his shorts instead. Ken managed to do that. Diana told Ken he was a good boy for not staining the floor mats with his dirty cum..
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